Once again my boy GSP lives up to his status. Pulled a unanimous decision over Josh Koscheck last night and proved again that Kos should shut his fucking mouth. I called it, ESPN didn't and it proves that you can't just give up on guys who fail to finish opponents. Look at Anderson Silva. He is still amazing despite the fact that he gets 5 round decisions almost every fight. He barely beat Chael Sonnen, but he's still gonna be kicking ass. GSP hasn't finished anyone since UFC 94 on January 31, 2009 against BJ, but that doesn't mean he's just gonna get dominated by all these different young strikers that keep challenging him. Alot of people lost faith in him and in my opinion, THAT'S BULLSHIT.
I've been predicting MMA main events for awhile now (since UFC 70) and My record is 64-13 in calling them. I'm on a 3 pick win streak since Okami beat Nate the Great. I only do predictions for the main events because it's easier to do and keep track of them.
Today is a winter wonderland here in Peru and I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So I'm spending the day watching the whole 4th Season of the Ultimate Fighter and eating good food. New review will be up soon.
This Band is fucking awesome. Watch and be blown away!!!!!
What's up fellow Night Stalkers? This is your boy here with a few interesting pieces to tell y'all about (Three to be exact).
First off, I avoided being sued in the last week and a half. I dissed Scream Farm actress Kimberly Lynn Cole Zemke on Horroryearbook.com awhile ago and it caught up to me. She was apparently getting slandered by someone on www.pissedoffconsumer.com and I was her prime suspect. She notified me that her attorney would be contacting me shortly and that I was going to be sued for Cyber-Harassment. I deleted all my comments about her, assured her that I have never heard of the pissedoffconsumer webisite, and that was that. Dodged a bullet.
Second off, I hosted a crazy ass party last weekend that turned bad. Everything was fine for about 4 hours until this one bitch went crazy as shit. She beat up this one sleeping chick for being within 10 feet of this one dude. When I got her away and closed the room's door, She fucking broke it open!!!! Split the door and everything. I then drove the poor beaten chick and her hot friend home. When I came back I found the crazy bitch fucking that one dude in my bathroom. What the fuck!!
Also wanted to just give a little shout out to my pal Christian. Homeboy has a horror Mixtape coming out called Sodomatik Volume 1. I've seen it already and it's pretty sick. Keep your eyes open for a full writeup in the following weeks.
Here's the one short I told you guys about before from the film festival. As a bonus, I put up a teaser for the Cabine of the Dead short too.
New reviews will be up soon. Just have to finish typing them up.
In the meantime, I'm handing out some grades to some upcoming movies based solely on their trailers.  First off is VAMPIRES SUCK. The title is pretty precise for most modern day bloodsuckers, but this is not the crew who needs to be spoofing anything. They are currently 0 for 5 or so on making a genuinely funny movie by themselves. They have the same track record for making critically acclaimed flicks. Based off the trailer, I can already tell they are reusing two old jokes from the first two Scary Movies (The Raining Men song from #1 and the slow-mo baseball hit from #2). Shame on you Friedberg and Seltzer. Expect a maximum of 2 laughs during this movie.
1.5/10
 Next is what I'm calling as the must see B movie of the year, Piranha 3D. The trailer says it all. This is not like the other recent horror efforts of the year. While I'm growing tired of all this 3D bullshit, I'm still a softy for the gimmick in some occasions and I will be seeing this on opening night. The kills sound sweet and the cast seems perfect for this. Let's hope that there's no sequel to this though. That would ruin this great upcoming flick. I haven't been this excited for a 3D movie since My Bloody Valentine and I won't be again until Jackass 3D. Here's to some good quality entertainment.
8/10
 Speaking of Jackass, the trailer hit this week and my god is it something to witness. Jackass has always been an entertaining program, but it has been fine tuned since Jackass Number Two into a hilarious way to spend a few hours. Nuff Said. Here's to the New and Improved Jackass!
10/10
 The last one I will talk about is going to be quite possibly "THE MANLIEST THING EVER SPAWNED!". I'm of course talking about The Expendables. Just looking at the cast and the trailer, you know this movie is full of testosterone.
It stars Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Eric Roberts, and it has a cameo by "The Governator" Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wow, this is another must see for me.
10/10
Well finally, the World Cup is over. For at least another week, soccer fans will have images of broken ankles, drop-kicking forwards, and the British sucking in their minds. Spain won this year's World Cup by the way. Who'd have guessed that they would've won. Oh wait, a psychic octopus named Paul did. Before the final match, Paul was presented with two boxes full of mussels. One had Holland's flag on it, and the other had Spain's. Depending on which box he ate from, that would be the country that would win (If he ate from both, then I guess everyone would realize that Paul is a fat ass and they'd restart). He correctly predicted a win for Spain against the Netherlands in the World Cup final on 11 July by eating the mussel in their respective box. His predictions have been 100% correct for the 2010 World Cup and 86% correct overall only incorrectly choosing twice of 14 times. Someone better get him to my house. I need to win a fucking Mega Million bad. Now that that's out of the way, I have a question of the day. If the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers can only rise every 23 years for 23 days, then how bad would it suck to be behind him at the DMV? He has custom plates, an expired license, and he would hate the flashing of the camera (which would probably cause him to go crazy and kill everyone there). You'd be in line for probably the whole 23 days he's awake. Another thought, what if you were the person at the DMV handling all of his shit? What if he had to retake his driving test due to his age and long absence from driving? Would you look at him and say, "Fuck that shit! I'm not getting any closer to him!", or would you look at the eyeball hanging out of his mouth by optic fibers and think that it can't be that bad?
Some people will just not let this die. Cavs owner, and now confirmed Witch Doctor, Dan Gilbert just issued this letter/death threat to Lebron and the Cavalier fans:
Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....
Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers
Jesus Christ this guy is crazy. What are all of your thoughts?
I also promise that not all of my blogs will be about sports. So I'll stop my shit soon.
I've been gone for abit so I'm
I've been gone for a few weeks so I decided that now I'm going to start blogging/raging on shit that's on my mind.
Well I'll start off with what you are all still talking about, LeBron has left Cleveland to go play in Miami with Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade. Now this would have shocked me, since he'd be better off as a Bull in my mind, if it hadn't been for ESPN to blow this whole ordeal out of proportion.
I woke up to SportsCenter early this morning to hear that sources indicated that LeBron will sign with Miami. This did not bother me. I did wish that he would've signed with Chicago, but I won't lose any sleep over it. The thing that pissed me off is that around 80% of the program was about LeBron. And this same program would repeat over and over for about 6 hours. Now, I'm staring at some "special program" titled THE DECISION and I'm ready to break my fucking tv. ESPN has made LeBron waste my fucking day.
Now onto more important shit, UFC 116 was great last Saturday. Leben was amazing in his second fight in 14 days, Stephen Bonnar actually won, and Chris Lytle got submission of the night. Oh yea, and Brock Lesnar "shocked the world" by beating previously 12-0 Shane Carwin. Now, I did call Lesnar beating Carwin. I just did not expect him to finish Shane in the second round by submission. He tarnished two of Carwin's "records" in one fight. He showed that he might have more skill than the haters are giving him and he exposed Carwin's cardio problems. Kudos Mr. Lesnar. Now go mount your wife.
The World Cup is almost over and I don't care. The horns are annoying, I can't watch soccer normally, and the USA is already out. Soccer fans hopefully have been pleased with this year's event, I'll stick with the Super Bowl.
Now for a final thought, some guy in his twenties went to see the new Twilight movie alone and ended up dying. Is this the worst possible flick to be found alone and dead at?
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