Yea I'm sorry, I'll have a new review up soon.

BUT NOW, ONTO SOME REAL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UFC 129 is over and I picked 10 out of the 12 fights correctly, having only miscalled the Nate Diaz and Charlie Valencia fights. There were four mentionable things that showed from this UFC card:

The Janitor still fighting - Vladimir Matyushenko took only 20 seconds to TKO Jason Brilz yesterday night. The 40 year old Belrusian seems to be following in the shoes of Randy Couture and is resisting father time. Now I'm not going to say that he's as good as Couture is now, but he is picking up speed. Since returning to the UFC, he is 4-1.

Aldo will kill Chad Mendes - Jose Aldo gassed hard last night, but he still managed to turn Mark Hominick into the Elephant Man with expertly planned strikes. His lack of endurance has been explained by both sickness and his hard weight cut due to excess muscle he has put on. Even with both of those factors, he still won four rounds and won a sound decision after beating Hominick up for 20 minutes straight and then being bled on and punched for the last five minutes. Chad Mendes doesn't stand a chance in my book.

Lyoto Machida still awhile from being title contender - Sure, he did beat Couture with a beautiful jumping karate kick to the face last night, but remember that he was fighting Couture. Couture, now hopefully done with MMA, had been on the downslope for awhile and while still having alot of skill, he definently was being passed up by his younger talent. ENTER MACHIDA. He was on a two fight losing streak before last night and is currently only #6 in the LHW division, being behind the overrated Phil Davis, Shogun, Rampage, Rashad, and the champ Jon Jones. Forrest is also only one fight away from moving up so Machida has to pick up the pass and can't afford to be beaten.

GSP failed to finish Shields, maybe he shouldn't move up to fight the spider- I've always been against this super-fight, seeing as one guy would be at a disadvantage due to the weight change (GSP would have to permanently move up to middleweight unless he'd want to be out of shape for the fight and Anderson Silva walks around at like 200 pds or more so it'd be difficult for him to reach it without being drained). If he would've finished Shields, then it would make more sense as GSP would have showed a necessary set of boxing skills that he would need to fight the spider. He lacks the finishing power and if he were to fight the lengthier Silva, I couldn't see him taking the win. I think it would be better if he fought Nick Diaz inste---

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!!!! I should probably be as excited as the other millions of Americans to see this decade long project end but it seems anti-climactic to me. We were eventually going to catch him so I'm supposed to be excited that we took 10 years to catch him and that we caught him dead? Albeit US soldiers killed him, it still seems like this took too long. I don't really want to spend alot of time on this, seeing as everyone else is whoring this story out and by now everyone has probably heard of it. As far as Al Queida fighting back, not likely. These are the people who were working out of caves. And while I seem to be shit talking the biggest "threats" to Americans, lemme go a step further. Fucking Kim Jon IL, fuck Communists, fuck Libyans, fuck ethnics, fuck all that hate UHMURICAH, and fuck you too. Was it worth the wait? Well it is if you go to 4chan's premier board and see how they are celebrating, but besides that, not really. I'm happy he's dead, but it took too long. Now with that being said, please excuse me as I'm off to watch Team America World Police and chant USA until Obama is finished with his second term in office.

Not wanting to spend too much time on this since all of you already know what I'm going to say, but I need to say it. Damn!! I've been doing shitty in my MMA predictions. I correctly predicted wins for Jon Jones, Anderson Silva, Melvin Guillard, and Diego but I fucked up by picking Frankie Edgar and Jon Fitch to win their matches (both drawed their respected opponents) and Lil' Nog to beat up Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis. I got cheated on all three of those but they taught me something. They taught me that pretty much every single division is deep with talent (except for LHW and HW where there are only like 5 contenders max in each and most of the title bouts don't go pass the 3rd round) and Phil Davis needs to go fight in Strikeforce. He's obviously not gonna beat Jones so he might as well take on Cavalcante, Babalu, and King Mo so that maybe he'll have a chance for the gold against Dan Henderson. Hell if that don't work he can always move up to HW and retire Herschel Walker.

Speaking of Strikeforce, Zuffa and Dana White bought it earlier this month. After the deal was done, White basically expressed that Paul Daley and Josh Barnett aren't welcome back to the UFC, the UFC doesn't co-promote, there is no merger planned (yet), the woman's division still lacks depth, and business is usual. But this leaves me with a few questions:

1. How long will Strikeforce stay a fighting brand after it's 2 year contract with Showtime is up?

2. Will there be anymore CBS cards?

3. When the fuck is Gina Carano gonna come back?

4. If Cro Cop doesn't retire and fights his last fight on his UFC contract, will he go to Strikeforce? And if so can we please watch him fight Bob Sapp again?

5. Does the UFC now own all of Pro-Elite's video library in addition to Strikeforce's? (I want some more fucking DVDs dammit.)

6. If Josh Barnett wins the HW Grand Prix, will Dana really stay true to his word and not let him back in the UFC?

7. When Antonio Silva comes to the UFC, because you know it's gonna happen, will he dominate the division?

8. If Alaistair Overeem comes to the UFC, we he dominate the division?

9. Will Arlovski ever win under the Strikeforce Banner?

10. And which will Dana take over next? Bellator or King of the Cage?

That's all for now. Tootle-loo!!!

Once again my boy GSP lives up to his status. Pulled a unanimous decision over Josh Koscheck last night and proved again that Kos should shut his fucking mouth. I called it, ESPN didn't and it proves that you can't just give up on guys who fail to finish opponents. Look at Anderson Silva. He is still amazing despite the fact that he gets 5 round decisions almost every fight. He barely beat Chael Sonnen, but he's still gonna be kicking ass. GSP hasn't finished anyone since UFC 94 on January 31, 2009 against BJ, but that doesn't mean he's just gonna get dominated by all these different young strikers that keep challenging him. Alot of people lost faith in him and in my opinion, THAT'S BULLSHIT.

I've been predicting MMA main events for awhile now (since UFC 70) and My record is 64-13 in calling them. I'm on a 3 pick win streak since Okami beat Nate the Great. I only do predictions for the main events because it's easier to do and keep track of them.

Today is a winter wonderland here in Peru and I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So I'm spending the day watching the whole 4th Season of the Ultimate Fighter and eating good food. New review will be up soon.