Well finally, the World Cup is over. For at least another week, soccer fans will have images of broken ankles, drop-kicking forwards, and the British sucking in their minds. Spain won this year's World Cup by the way. Who'd have guessed that they would've won.

Oh wait, a psychic octopus named Paul did. Before the final match, Paul was presented with two boxes full of mussels. One had Holland's flag on it, and the other had Spain's. Depending on which box he ate from, that would be the country that would win (If he ate from both, then I guess everyone would realize that Paul is a fat ass and they'd restart). He correctly predicted a win for Spain against the Netherlands in the World Cup final on 11 July by eating the mussel in their respective box. His predictions have been 100% correct for the 2010 World Cup and 86% correct overall only incorrectly choosing twice of 14 times. Someone better get him to my house. I need to win a fucking Mega Million bad.

Now that that's out of the way, I have a question of the day. If the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers can only rise every 23 years for 23 days, then how bad would it suck to be behind him at the DMV? He has custom plates, an expired license, and he would hate the flashing of the camera (which would probably cause him to go crazy and kill everyone there). You'd be in line for probably the whole 23 days he's awake. Another thought, what if you were the person at the DMV handling all of his shit? What if he had to retake his driving test due to his age and long absence from driving? Would you look at him and say, "Fuck that shit! I'm not getting any closer to him!", or would you look at the eyeball hanging out of his mouth by optic fibers and think that it can't be that bad?

Some people will just not let this die. Cavs owner, and now confirmed Witch Doctor, Dan Gilbert just issued this letter/death threat to Lebron and the Cavalier fans:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

Jesus Christ this guy is crazy. What are all of your thoughts?

I also promise that not all of my blogs will be about sports. So I'll stop my shit soon.