New reviews will be up soon. Just have to finish typing them up.
In the meantime, I'm handing out some grades to some upcoming movies based solely on their trailers.
In the meantime, I'm handing out some grades to some upcoming movies based solely on their trailers.
First off is VAMPIRES SUCK. The title is pretty precise for most modern day bloodsuckers, but this is not the crew who needs to be spoofing anything. They are currently 0 for 5 or so on making a genuinely funny movie by themselves. They have the same track record for making critically acclaimed flicks. Based off the trailer, I can already tell they are reusing two old jokes from the first two Scary Movies (The Raining Men song from #1 and the slow-mo baseball hit from #2). Shame on you Friedberg and Seltzer. Expect a maximum of 2 laughs during this movie.
1.5/10
1.5/10
Next is what I'm calling as the must see B movie of the year, Piranha 3D. The trailer says it all. This is not like the other recent horror efforts of the year. While I'm growing tired of all this 3D bullshit, I'm still a softy for the gimmick in some occasions and I will be seeing this on opening night. The kills sound sweet and the cast seems perfect for this. Let's hope that there's no sequel to this though. That would ruin this great upcoming flick. I haven't been this excited for a 3D movie since My Bloody Valentine and I won't be again until Jackass 3D. Here's to some good quality entertainment.
8/10
8/10
Speaking of Jackass, the trailer hit this week and my god is it something to witness. Jackass has always been an entertaining program, but it has been fine tuned since Jackass Number Two into a hilarious way to spend a few hours. Nuff Said. Here's to the New and Improved Jackass!
10/10
10/10
The last one I will talk about is going to be quite possibly "THE MANLIEST THING EVER SPAWNED!". I'm of course talking about The Expendables. Just looking at the cast and the trailer, you know this movie is full of testosterone.
It stars Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Eric Roberts, and it has a cameo by "The Governator" Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wow, this is another must see for me.
10/10
It stars Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Eric Roberts, and it has a cameo by "The Governator" Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wow, this is another must see for me.
10/10
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