
First of all, do not take this movie too seriously. You will be better off if you do that. Why? Well, the main plot of this movie involves Santa Claus going on a killing spree. Now that sounds more funny than scary when you really think about it. Seriously, can you honestly see Santa Claus killing people and not laugh at it? And it's even funnier when Santa Claus is played by none other than Goldberg. Yes, Goldberg the wrestler is the main character in the film! If you still can't believe that Goldberg is Santa Claus, just wait until he kills people with wrestling moves. I am not making this up, he kills people with piledrivers and spears.
Besides Goldberg playing Santa Claus, the opening scene is pretty hilarious as well as Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher(The Nanny), Rebecca Gayheart, James Caan(Sonny from the Godfather), and two other girls get massacred by Goldberg. But wait, is there more to this movie than just Goldberg and a bunch of semi-famous Celebrities being killed? Not really. What about the plot? Besides the Santa Claus thing, it's really just two teenagers running away from their would-be killer. Yea, how many times have we heard this one before? But what the dialogue? The dialogue consists of mostly Christmas Puns, toilet humor, and a bunch of curses. Count the number of curses in this film and I guarantee you, you will get to about forty or fifty. But what about....
Listen, this is a movie with explosions, Goldberg as Santa Claus, the Nanny being slaughtered, nice bare boobs, and a claymation scene all thrown into one. So don't expect an oscar winning film or even a horror classic, just except a funny killing movie and you will be fine.
Final Review- 8/10 as a comedy
5/10 as an actual horror film

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